What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Found the puke drawer
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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