i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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