it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize