question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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