she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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