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It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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