If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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