Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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