is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize