you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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