It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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