my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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