if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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