: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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