like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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