That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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