This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
