Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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