Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nicole vs. Life
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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