maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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