thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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