If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
