So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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