But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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