So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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