Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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