yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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