the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
wow bdsm is so cute
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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