just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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