North Korea, Best Korea!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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