sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
