you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
