two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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