"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I have aggressive nipples.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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