it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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