Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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