tell your sister to shave her snatch
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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