You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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