There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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