her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize