I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
