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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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