Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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