I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
