so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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