My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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