That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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