so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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