I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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