cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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