You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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