Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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