why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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