I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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