Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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