She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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