remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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