the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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