if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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