One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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